My Girlfriend's Back

I'm on cloud nine. I've been killin' the ladies these past few days. I had a date with Dessie yesterday. She tends to play hard-to-get at first, but then I always find a way to wiggle into her heart. This time it was my smooth and agile maneuvers chasing after her rope toy. Even with those moves, I'm still on a short leash though. Anytime I make my move to start necking, she gives me a power bark that sends me back a few feet. A few more dates and I'll be safe and sound at first base....guaranteed.

Even more exciting is the fact I ran into my ex-girl, Stella, this morning. At first I didn't recognize her. But once she started drooling and panting like crazy, I knew immediately that this dog had been Pedro'd before. I never thought I would see her again. We really didn't end on such good terms. Last time I saw her I made a promise that I would see her the following week, even though I knew I was going on holiday. I didn't do it to hurt her feelings, but instead didn't want to upset her. After all, she is and forever will be the light of my life. I am so glad that she didn't hold it against me. After everything was patched up, we proceeded to roll around and nibble on each other till we both collapsed. I even got her number this time to make sure we don't lose contact again. I'll probably wait the mandatory 6 days before calling for our next rendezvous.

I also need to give a ruff-ruff to all my siblings who represented at the dog show yesterday. They sure made me proud to be a part of their pack. As usual they took home the blue ribbons.